Catholic Investigation of ‘Gay Porn at Communion’ Priest is Shockingly …

Posted by Kevin Farrell on Apr 24, 2012 in Separation of Church Prostate | 0 comments

We told you earlier in the month about the curious case of Father Martin McVeigh, the Catholic priest who accidentally showed parents 16 slides of gay porn in the middle of his presentation about their children’s first communion, and then proceeded to literally run out of the room and take a leave of absence from his duties.

Today brings word that the Catholic Church’s internal investigation of just where all that lowdown dirty gay porn came from (divine USB intervention?) has been called inconclusive.

Shocking, we know!

A spokesman for the Catholic Church told the Belfast Telegraph: “A meeting took place in the Parish of Pomeroy, Co Tyrone, between parents and representatives of the Archdiocese of Armagh.

“The outcome of the meeting was inconclusive. There will be a further meeting at a time, date and venue to be confirmed by the

parish of Pomeroy. Father Martin McVeigh, at his own request, has asked for temporary leave and Cardinal Sean Brady, Archbishop of Armagh, has agreed to this request without prejudice to any of the parties involved. No further comment will be issued at this time.”

Last month Cardinal Sean Brady — head of the Catholic Church in Ireland — said the PSNI had indicated that no crime had been committed.

“The priest has stated that he had no knowledge of the offending imagery,” the Cardinal said.

Right. The priest had no idea how the gay porn got onto his own USB drive during his presentation.

Why is it that hurricanes hitting the Gulf Coast or a tornado touching down in Kansas is instantly recognized by the church as God’s displeasure with gay marriage or his disapproval of the Fleshlight-iPad attachment, but a priest caught with gay porn couldn’t possibly be indicative of say, I dunno here, gay priests in the Catholic Church?

Or for that matter, why are we the only ones who can see that when a wind storm blows a stage down on the pope during an anti-gay speech, that’s just his way of saying that he doesn’t agree with the Vatican’s war on gays?

Inconclusive. Ha!

(via Belfast Telegraph)